

Martin's Press (September 4, 2007) is available in paperback. This book title, Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank (A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom), ISBN: 9780312339944, by Celia Rivenbark, published by St. *Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issuesĬelia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn-sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible. *ebay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay" *Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons) *How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)

In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: TolkienĬelia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

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